Remember Umbrellagate, when conservatives became outraged with a marine holding an umbrella for the President? Something happened that may just be slightly more ridiculous than that.
President Obama stopped by a Chipotle in Washington, D.C. for lunch, and managed to somehow infuriate conservatives. Why? Because he reached over the sneeze-guard to point at some food. The horror!
The conservative lie pit that is Top Right News helpfully reported,
As we are well aware, conservatives enjoy claiming President Obama “crosses the line.” But in this case they are outraged that he “crossed the sneeze guard.” While it has not yet been determined if Darrell Issa will be requesting an investigation into Sneezeghazi, conservatives are furious.
No one, it seems, noticed that he did not touch the food or [heaven forbid] sneeze on anything. All that matters is that the black Kenyan Muslim reached his dirty hand over the barrier between him and the white people’s food.