A crazed woman from Hurley, Alabama, was caught in the midst of a burglary. Lisa Roche, however, is unlike most burglars. While she looks like an idiot who fell asleep while getting a tattoo splattered across her face she also lacks the common sense to come up with a lie appropriate to be believable in proportion to her crime.
You’d think at 41 she would have used some of the wisdom utilized from all her nefarious years of breaking and entering to prepare herself a proper defense were she to be caught. That was not the case on this fine day!
Lisa Carol Roche, 41, was discovered breaking into cars at a local high school. What was she pilfering you ask? Well stupid things like $12 sunglasses and assorted worthless articles from Hot Topic says I. The best part, however, is her justification for such actions.
In perfect comedic fashion she claims that in order to stop the push of ISIS she must burglarize the local populace because high school kids from this school were supporting the efforts of a pathetically organized terror organization some 7,000 miles away.
I know that ISIS has been pushing their attempts to enlist the aid of idiot Americans across the nation to act as lone wolfs in order to conduct attacks throughout the nation but does one really think the impoverished idiots in Alabama would really fall for such a thing? I mean, it’s not like the people in Alabama are not, by and large, religious bigots who are attempting to thwart the Constitution of the United States. It’s not like the people in Alabama do not fall under a predominately conservative religious ideology which they follow without question and are willing to throw away their own rights without wondering why they are doing so. It’s not like the majority of people in Alabama haven’t in the past lauded the idiotic attempts of theocrats to install their own version of Sharia Law, such as when Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice refused to remove the Ten Commandments from his courthouse.
Wait a minute….maybe she IS onto something. Well, I’ll be!….