Jesus does a lot for people — like “takes the wheel” and merges into another lane, flattening a motorcycle rider, etc. But drinks and dinner?
A Lawton, Oklahoma woman was arrested for fraud after she ate dinner at a restaurant, had several drinks, then told staff that her lord and savior Jesus Christ would pay for her ill-begotten meal once he makes his return to earth, which has been predicted repeatedly for thousands of years.
Kristi Rhines said that her husband was on his way to pay for her meal at El Chico after she revealed that she did not have the money to exchange for the goods and services rendered unto her. When asked for her husband’s name, Rhines said she was legally married to Jesus, but had no marriage license. According to management, she said that he had nothing better to do with his time than to walk in and produce U.S. currency to pay her bill.
We wonder if Rhines expects her “husband” to bail her out of jail, as well. At least she’ll have a comfy place to wait for him.