Well, it is that time of the year again.
You know what I mean, the ugly political sweater season.
So, I thought you might enjoy seeing the winning categories, some of my absolutely favorite ugly sweaters.
Take a walk with me among the ugliest of the ugly.
In the “Dump Trump” category, we have a lovely ugly sweater that is HUGE, really, really HUGE.
Check out the contestant’s intensity and how his face reddens to such a degree that he almost fades away into the sweater’s background.
Notice that bank of lights affixed to his sweater?
Nice lights, Trump. I wouldn’t expect anything less from this candidate than his shining face in the spotlight:
The second category is “Playful Pachyderm.”
The winning sweater stands out as an intriguing simulated gray elephant with a trunk that snakes down one sleeve.
Every time the sweater’s owner moves his left arm, the Republican symbol moves its trunk.
This sweater will make you want to stand in front of the mirror all day, as many Republican candidates already do:
“Ugly Senate Sweater Day” goes to this cheery group of senators!
Of course, they have had years of experience.
Notice Harry Reid’s Merry ” Nuclear X-Mas” and Cruz’s bomber vest for the times he wants to convince a voter to come over to the dark side:
The “Best Loser” ugly sweater goes to Ted Cruz.
That face just screams “loser!”
I’m not sure about the snakes, though, unless that is part of his religion.
Too bad no one, absolutely no one likes him.
His former college roommate tells us that he would vote for anyone other than Cruz, even a name out of the telephone book. Ouch:
Senator Bernie Sanders wins in the “Feeling The Bern” ugly sweater category.
The Bern is running the biggest grassroots campaign in history.
When the DNC froze his voter records over the Democrat Party’s computer glitch, he vowed to take the organization to federal court.
Hurling “sabotage” and “dirty tricks” at Clinton, Sanders got his records released.
We are all feeling the Bern:
“Mrs. Happy Face” category ugly sweater goes to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
She couldn’t be more American in her very own ugly political sweater category.
It isn’t her best likeness, but the presidential wannabe couldn’t look more patriotic in her red, white, and…red:
And of course, no sweater ensemble is complete without the perfect accessorizing shoes.
None can compare with these stunning poinsettia-adorned slippers that jingle your bells with every step.
And finally, we must bid you adieu, because the ugly political sweater contest has come to an end, at least for this year.
So, here’s wishing you the ever-politically correct:
Featured Image: Donald Trump Sweater Courtesy of Pinterest.