Holy cow! A Dairy Queen franchise on Jefferson Avenue in Washington, PA has some AMAZING specials going on right now! It’s Blizzard month, so you know you’re getting a kick-ass deal on some frozen treats! Of course, DQ doesn’t want you to starve either! You can fill your tummy with a $5 lunch box that includes dessert and of course insanely cheap 99 cent hot dogs on Fridays. It’s so good, it’s “RiDQulous,” touts the signage in front of the store!
If that’s not enough……..Jesus is still the answer?!?!
So sayeth the final screen.
Is Jesus a new flavor of Blizzard introduced for Blizzard Month? Does it taste like bread, wine, and guilt? We’re going to assume that “Jesus” is the winning name in a contest to name the newest flavor, though, because proselytization through corporate signage is just something Jesus could never support.
Perhaps this unholy alliance between Dairy Queen and Jesus makes sense. After all, both have been linked to an increased risk of obesity. Both provide soft-served, insubstantial, feel-good bullsh*t to the masses.
Maybe this is just a marketing scheme to open up a new line of religion-themed specials: Praylines and Cream, The Virgin Berry– Be sure to try the cruci-fries!