Subway recently partnered up with Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move initiative to market healthier food choices to children. “SUBWAY isn’t just offering healthy choices… they’re putting real money behind marketing these choices to kids. They’re actually working to get kids excited about eating their vegetables,” the first Lady said of the partnership.
This attempt to teach kids to make healthier life choices can only mean one thing: an increasing encroachment upon our liberties by the Obama administration in their never-ending quest to Communism Socialism Muslim Benghazi.
The conservative meltdown on Subway’s Facebook page has been, while predictable, an almost awe-inspiring display of ignorance, racism, and seething irrational hatred that one cannot help but watch.
Firstly, the new, and oh-so cleverly named Facebook page called “I Reject Michelle Obama & Subway” posted this little gem:
Then, right wingers decided that since Michelle liked them, they would just stop eating sandwiches. We heard they’re also planning to collectively hold their breathe until they turn blue. Here are a few more examples of how conservatives are taking the distressing news that Subway agrees that kids should eat healthier food, and make responsible decisions in life: