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Watch Phil Robertson’s Tips On Finding The Perfect Underage Girl To Marry! (Video)

As we’ve already established, Chris Hansen might enjoy it very much if Phil Robertson “took a seat over there,” based on some comments made at the Sportsmen’s Ministry in Georgia in 2009. According to Robertson, women are old maids at 20. All they do at that point is spend your money on stupid woman stuff.

What you want to do, according to the Duck Dynasty patriarch, is “marry these girls when they’re about fifteen or sixteen.” Robertson is no stranger to doing just that. He began dating his wife Marsha when she was fourteen and he a legal adult. They married two years later when she was just sixteen.

The age of consent in Louisiana is seventeen years old, and it is a crime for anyone regardless of age to engage in sexual relations with a fourteen year old (though there is no word on if they had premarital sex). If a person is under seventeen, it is illegal for anyone more than two years older to have sex with them.  No matter what, it is likely (but not proven) that Robertson broke at least one law.

Given his expertise on the matter, some may choose to listen to Phil’s suggestion that they bag themselves some jail-bait (though he does caution that they should make sure mom and dad are cool with it) — but how does a man know when the underage girl he has found is the right one for him? In an expanded video of Robertson’s comments, A&E’s resident racist, misogynistic homophobe and advocate of forming relationships with teenage girls has us covered!

  • She needs to be able to cook a meal, because women (as we all know) belong in the kitchen.
  • She needs to carry her Bible. No Bible, find another kid to wed! Where else is she going to learn that marrying and being entirely subservient to a 50-something (or 20-something) man is normal? The rest of society?
  • We’re not sure if this is innuendo or a duck cleaning reference (so we’ll go with the latter)…but if she “picks your ducks,” apparently that makes her “a woman!” Which is good, because her age sure doesn’t!

Since we apparently disparaged her favorite show, Amanda Austin of Celeb Dirty Laundry, ruffled feathers and all, defended Robertson’s remarks with as much fervor and as little sense as Sarah Palin did his comments on “the gays.” Somehow, despite easily verifiable racist and homophobic comments, the fact that he has a history of chasing at least one underage girl, and his very overt misogynistic attitude, Austin (as a woman) inexplicably finds herself able to advocate for the backwoods “wisdom” of the shepherd of Duck Dynasty’s fauxbilly flock.

Austin, who mainly spoils terrible TV shows and covers controversy surrounding “that time that one guy accidentally tweeted out a full frontal selfie,” has taken on AATTP with regard to the Duck Dynasty patriarch’s taste in women. After providing a weak justification for his inappropriate words with a dubious claim that he simply said couples should marry younger, she offers up something that is actually correct — that there may not be grounds on which to call Phil a pedophile.

This led us to a moment of self-reflection. Can Robertson rightfully be called “the p-word?” In Georgia (where these words are spoken) the age of consent is 16 with no “close-in-age exception.” In other words, if a child is under the age of 16, no one can have sex with them–period. Since marriage, according to the holy book Robertson spends so much time thumping, necessitates consummation, and he was advocating marrying 15 year olds, well — we’ll leave that up to your judgment.

At minimum, what he was advocating would be illegal in Georgia. However, pedophilia generally refers to sexual urges directed toward those 11 years or younger. By no measure can what Robertson proposed be called any more than Ephebophilia. Congratulations, Amanda! You helped some of us learn a new word! However, many of those who are not qualified to make a medical diagnosis may still call him a pedophile.

Some say Robertson is just old-fashioned. What’s that disgusting, “old-fashioned” Southern saying? “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed?” We highly doubt, while the debate on whether or not Robertson’s comments were creepy enough to warrant “the p-word” or any similar label could go either way, that he meant to say anything other than “get ’em young.”

After all, he did. 

Enjoy the expanded clip below, with BONUS DELUSIONS OF THEOCRACY:

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  • labman57

    This Christian conservative hillbilly wants to party like it’s 1699.

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  • https://www.facebook.com/laurie.neufeld.79 Laurie Neufeld

    Wow, Allyn is a train wreck. It was amusing at first, but after a while I realized he’s not a troll, he’s just a grievously uneducated individual, and then it was just sad. The whole “not all Muslims are Islamists just like not all Americans are Christian” line is a gem. Wow, where is this country of Muslim you speak of, Allyn? Can’t seem to find it in ANY atlas or on any globe or map. Oh, wait, that’s right, EVERYTHING in the world, except for you, is all a trick by Satan. You really, really need to take your meds on a regular schedule.

    • allyn

      Where is the country of americans?? US is not the only place in the American continent. Muslims are not one to a nation, but a culture. and everyone is entitled to change. the only point im trying to make is that not all muslims should be treated like Islamic extremists because the tv say they are, and not all followers of god shall be in the same category as the numerous pastors in catholic churches who are pedophiles. I separate myself and my religion from the Vatican and Christianity until I see that Christianity isn’t just a religion ment to replace all others and take away the right everyone has to religion.
      Its just I do not put my trust in man, I put my faith in god, you can say what you will about me, I do not care because god will put judgements on you for you sins. Christ cannot save you from your sins if you continue to do them, no matter what your pastor or who you call FATHER tells you. ONLY ONE FATHER

      • Simone Sanner

        “Let’s go, Jim, there’s no sign of intelligent life here…”

        • allyn

          No one is stopping you!!
          and my IQ is very high thank you.
          but just because my opinions are different than most doesn’t mean I am not intelligent, I have seen many things that would make your skin crawl.
          I’ve even witnessed preachers rape children at a young age, so you don’t tell me that im lost.. this world is lost.

          • http://twitter.com/RealJoeBivens Joe Bivens (@RealJoeBivens)

            Really? Did you call the cops?

  • jason

    another diddling pile of shit hiding behind a bible…….

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  • http://twitter.com/Pruit_Igoe PruitIgoe

    This guy (and A&E) are just pulling a PT Barnum on everyone to gin up the ratings for the new season.

  • https://www.facebook.com/EdFlieger Ed Flieger

    When he was dating his wife and when he married her it was not “wrong” in the eyes of the law but he is advocating it for now and that pretty much makes him a pedophile or at best an advocate of pedophilia.

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  • http://twitter.com/go2boat4winds Billbow (@go2boat4winds)

    I’m hoping that the “rapture” will hurry and come and take him and his type of Christians up, up, and AWAY.! Imagine how peaceful the world will become without them.

    • https://www.facebook.com/EdFlieger Ed Flieger

      That would be amazing, then the rest of us could live in peace

  • Kevan Scott-Yes Alan 1 of those evil Socialists!

    Wow, I saw something today that I haven’t seen in a while, and I’m blind, doesn’t matter cause even I being blind can see that Alan has set a new world record for ignorannce in just a few posts here. How many of us didn’t know that Muslim and Islam weren’t two words for the same religion. Muslim being the singular form of a Islamic worshiper. But onPlanet Alan he proves that to be a Tea Bagger takes no special skills other than to be completely ignorant of even what most of us take for the most basic knowledge. Congrats Alan, you and Sarah Palin are now known officially as the most ignorant people in the world!

    • allyn

      No you are wrong, Muslim is to Islam as Christianity is to Catholic.
      And believe me I am not ignorant, I am 23 years old and prob know more about the history of the world and our true culture than anyone of you. For one if you was smart you would know that Christianity for one is a pagan satanic cult hidden under covers, of course not everyone knows this and are willingly to worship the dark master but they do unknowingly. just like people who practice yoga, they are practicing hindu, a satanic religion, But the Vatican, the catholic church knows this, and they use the press to cover the truth and make people who are not Christian to seem radical. This is not America anymore this is the North American Union. How many of you knew that? search it up.
      I don’t care to hear your opinions but you have a right to them. but before you judge remember that god will judge you for that.

      • http://blah blah

        ..whut? First, christianity and catholicism are different things. Christianity tends to believe the catholic church is full of it, and just worships the bible and that jesus fellow. And uh, as an former christian and atheist in current times, I have to ask where you get your “worship dark masters” talk from. It’s all gobbedegook anyway.

        • Lisa A.

          While I do disagree with Allyn, you are incorrect. Catholic is to Christian what Baptist is to Christian, or Anglican is, or Orthodox is, or Lutheran is. There are various denominations of Christianity and many believe they are the one true religion. Protestant, Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodoxy, Calvinism, etc. all with various churches derived from them but they all are Christian churches. If what you believe was true there would have been no Christians before the 16th century… and I do not believe you believe that. Sorry to tell you the only show in town before that was Catholicism and after the Great Schism split that church in two in 11th century there was Catholicism and Orthodox. Before Catholicism is was a Jewish Sect that went to Temple and then gathered privately to pray and practice rites like Communion. The history and the definition are not murky..it is pretty straight forward, feel free to check my timeline.

      • Bob Cull

        Was you went to skool at Alex Jones youniversaty, Allyn? Are you a comedy writer? I got a good belly laugh from the line, “I am 23 years old and prob know more about the history of the world and our true culture than anyone of you.”

        Your ignorance is astounding and the fact that you believe yourself to be educated is the most hilarious part of that ignorance. You don’t even have the command of the language that one would expect from any middle schooler, let alone a 23 year old and yet you want us to believe that you are better educated than any of us. LMMFAO.

        The Catholic church is the original Christian church and Islam is the religion practiced by Muslims, ALL Muslims.

        I don’t need to “search it up” I know that you are full of it, you are one of those idiots who has never met a conspiracy theory that he didn’t love and believe in whole heartedly.

        • allyn

          once again you are wrong, I know muslims who have converted to Christianity, Just because of the place they come from doesn’t make them a FOLLOWER of Allah or Islam. And as for the “Blah” that’s exactly what I ment, Christianity and Catholics are not the same even tho they worship the same person, I have gotten all the info I have from reliable sources, inside of the church and out.
          I know pastors who have left the catholic church because of the dark secrets they hide. don’t tell me im ignorant or ive been to Alex Jones university because Alex Jones has nothing on me, he is just another illuminati puppet. I am not trying to argue or condemn any religion in anyway, tho I do not worship Jesus Christ because of the lies being told by the church, I don’t believe a man can be my savior, and if you believe this and he is not your savior, then guess what your going to hell. And if you know the history of him, then you would know he is the Son of the Morning Star, and so is Satan.. HMM?? does that mean they are the same? im not sure, but im not chancing it. I love god, and if he will not accept me because I chose not to follow a man who met with satan and then mysteriously gained powers, sounds like he sold out. So before you say im going to hell just ask yourself, who am I? how do I know that what is being force fed down my throat is true. Don’t always believe what you see, because I can see god, but I believe in him deeply, and I know hes with me everyday, and if he wasn’t fond of me not worshipping Christ then im sure he would send the message.

  • Eliser

    With Phil being close to 70 years old and the two marrying in I think it was the year 1968 it was not illegal then for a guy in his 20’s to date a girl the age his wife was at that time. That was not considered illegal or pedophilia at that time.

    You can’t judge people from over 40 years ago by the exact same standards today.

    My mother who is 76 married at the age of 20 and said she was considered an old maid at that time.
    Personally, I am glad people are getting married latter.

    • allyn


    • Bob Cull

      Let someone who was actually alive in 1966 (which is when the Robertsons were married, not 68) help you out with the facts here, Eliser. It was just as illegal to have sex with a minor of 15-16 then as it is now, very few states have changed the age of consent since then. Contrary to what you apparently think, we were civilized before the 1990s, hell, we even had indoor plumbing, electricity and television machines, look at us now, us “old” folks can even use these here new fangled computer machines.

      • https://www.facebook.com/robertjoy666 Robert Joy

        Give em hell Bob! What a bunch of ignorant people in this thread. I was in High School in 1966 and I can tell you for a fact that the legal age for a 20 year old person to have sex with was 18+ (in California). You people need to get educated before opening your mouths. You clearly don’t know what you don’t know! As for “allyn”, at 23 years old there is no way you have all the answers. Stop watching Fox news and listening to Limbaugh and get yourself some real history books and start learning the facts if you want to contribute to the discussion. Until then it would be best for you to remain quiet as you’re only making yourself out to be a fool.

        • allyn

          I don’t trust history books they leave out important facts.
          and also owned by Lucifer trust publishing company, better known today as LucisTrust.
          Control the media, control education, control the weapons and rule the world. sad to see some cant see this already happening.

  • bluerosejaci

    I voted for President Obama and was extremely happy that he won. I don’t 100% agree with either side and I don’t believe the Republican party are that Christian either. I did vote for Obama again, although I shy away from politics because all I see is hate from both sides and I don’t want to be a part of that. I don’t hate anyone and I haven’t stated what I agreed with, that’s between me and God and not for me to judge either side, that’s God’s job, not mine. My job is to show love to everyone and be an example of a true Christian, not a perfect Christian, cause none is perfect. If anything I’ve said is wrong than I hope that anyone who’s been offended can forgive me because that wasn’t my intention.

  • WangDangDoodlinAllDayLong

    Phil’s right,
    If a young lady or a man gets to far beyond those ages and into maturity
    without being in a decent courting relationship,
    they usually end up getting kidnapped by the “left” and soon will become
    a druggy, gay, a crook or abused and pregnant and even on welfare.

    • Simwolfe

      I always do get a kick out of the conservatives when they taught that their sins are okay because they are Go fearing conservatives. But if you’re on the Left doing the same sins well you’re everything evil under the sun.

      • Simwolfe

        Sorry, “Tout that their…” And God fearing.

  • https://www.facebook.com/dlucus Darrell Lucus

    Only 38 dislikes. Pile ’em on.

  • Z54

    Didn’t the Seals shoot him in the head, and the Navy dumped his ass overboard?

  • bluerosejaci

    I’m a Christian, I never really watched Duck Dynasty, I don’t really like reality shows. My husband and my kids do though. I do see and hear it sometimes. I agree with some things and I disagree with some. I do hope that people would stop judging Christians by the attitude of everyone who claims to be a Christian. I hate that so many misrepresent Christians, but that’s life. I’m not a Republican or a Democrat, I don’t really care for politics either, so that rules out a lot of stereotypes for Christians. I don’t believe any Christian should tell an unbeliever that they are going to hell, that’s between them and God The Bible does tell us to speak alone with our brothers or sisters in Christ about things that concern us about their walk with Christ, if they refuse to accept, than leave it alone and pray about it. The other things that we are commanded to do is to spread His message, spread his unconditional love and forgiveness. Before I was a Christian, I was promiscuous, a drug addict, a shoplifter, I had an abortion and on and on, if someone had walked up to me and told me I was going to hell, I probably wouldn’t want to be a Christian either. I thank God that didn’t happen, I was accepted the way I was and over years through faith, reading my Bible and praying, I have a new life. You have the right to choose to believe or not, to judge everyone who claims to be a Christians as the way true Christians are, or to think I’m a complete nutcase believing in a fairy tale, but I know whats real in my life and that I love and care about everyone, no matter what you think of me or what you believe.

    • Simwolfe

      You are political and you are a conservative. You started off with a lie there. And you just agreed he was right. lol

  • https://plus.google.com/107546417233374897115 Ron Bo

    You can only hunt because of the Bible? There’s a wacky idea. And here I thought the invention of firearms, and a government that regulates it to make sure there will be enough remaining stock to keep them available in future years had something nto do with it.

  • http://gravatar.com/lordrasputin lordrasputin

    It’s called “hebephilia” for 11-14 (early adolescence), or ephebephilia for 15-19 (late adolescence). I’d go with the latter in Robertson’s case, since girls mature faster than boys. For late adolescents, it’s more creepy and irresponsible than outright sicko, but neither is good. Or legal, in his jurisdictions.

  • http://gravatar.com/cmessersmith cmessersmith

    He went on to say, “Make sure she ain’t no virgin, Hell, if she ain’t good enough fer her own kin, she ain’t good enough fee us.”

    • Cathy

      We have a winner! ;)

    • http://www.facebook.com/evilliberalagenda John Prager

      You sir, win the internet.

    • Mandi

      I just died! Twice! XD

  • https://www.facebook.com/AstralTechnician David Mirayes

    I don’t think that homo sapiens should be treated like normal people!

  • Mord

    “… old enough to crack a brick in your teeth while you sleep” – Yolandi Visser

    • Thorsten Stier

      Good one!… ;-)

    • merzbow

      Hah! This is among the last places I expected to find a Die Antwoord reference.

  • https://www.facebook.com/CJuliana.James Juliana James

    Another fine old Dixie sayin’, “If they’re old enough to crawl at least they’re in the right position.” Pedophilic asshole.

  • Allen Hains

    Whatta Idiot. And anyone who supports him is a bigger idiot..

  • allyn

    I think you queers need to leave this man alone, he plainly states that you should marry when your younger to build better relationship, nowhere does he say that a man 20-50 should be the one to marry them. for instance I agree that a 15 year old girl and 15 or 16 year old guy should marry before sex, and that’s all hes trying to say also as a godly man. now if you guys want a godless nation go to Islamic nations and leave the good patriotic people of America alone. Everyone can clearly see that this is just you trying to get revenge. well guess what its not gone work hes back on tv and staying. America and God loves him and his family, unlike the unforgivin ones you run with.

    • Matt

      Is it hard to speak with only one tooth? You should ask your mother-sister to borrow her teeth sometime.

      • derek


    • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.s.sain Vic

      clearly he said ,’how else can we get young girls to marry older men’ .. thus what you said is stupid , id tell you to go back to school but i doubt you ever went ,.

    • AngryDave

      Guess what Gomer…not everyone in this country follows your bible and thinks your religion is the one we should all believe in. This nation was founded on religious freedom…and if you don’t like that you can move somewhere else..and also ..keep your fairy tale out of my government. You need a crutch to get you through life then fine..keep it to yourself..

      • http://twitter.com/Pruit_Igoe PruitIgoe

        Gomer… : D

    • Thorsten Stier

      People like you are the reason why your forefathers had left Europe……..

    • Bob Cull

      I think you need to get an education before you start spouting off in public and letting everyone see how ignorant you are, Allyn. You don’t even know that you and Muslims worship the same God. Get back to us after you get an education.

      • allyn

        I did not say muslim, I said Islamic. they pray to a creator god yes, but theyre ideas are radical. I for one am not Christian. because I am not pagan. but I do believe in god. and if he is talking about older men with young children then god will deal with him and the ones doing this act. and if the parents allow it to happen then he will deal with them also. we are not the ones to judge but some have put hexes on themselves. im glad you all feel to speak your opinion. but I for one love this country, and will to fight for the rights to speak, press, religion, ect. because corporate government is killing us slowly by taking our rights. this is America and he has the right to say, and act the way he wants, just like you and me. and if he or us breaks gods holy command then let him be the judge. don’t criticize a man in this way because all you do is glorify what you are trying to stop, or prove wrong.

        • Bob Cull

          How can anyone make a distinction between Muslims and Islamists? They are one and the same, a Muslim follows Islam, therefore to say that you said nothing about Muslims and that you were speaking of Islamic nations is a contradiction.

          As for the line that our freedoms are being taken the only thing I can say is that you have a lot to learn about oppressive governments because you have no idea what you are talking about, none of your rights have been taken away by anyone, although the TEApubs would like to, beginning with the right to be free FROM religion, a right that they do not recognize.

          • allyn

            no you are wrong, not all muslims are islam.
            just like not all americans are Christian.
            if you feel your rights aint being threatened then you must be happy to have a propaganda filled press (Not Right) where is our right to press? huh? it is the press tha make you believe all muslims are extremists and islam, its the press that make us feel insecure, that makes our future generation look hopeless. that’s just one right that’s been ripped from us. and say it hasn’t. because if it hasn’t then it means you have the right to walk to wash dc and protest without issues, it means you should be able to speak your mind to the public without having to be okay’d first. that right is gone. we have no press. just liers.

          • Bob Cull

            Islam is the religion and the adherents to that religion are Muslims, I am not wrong, you are poorly educated. That is understandable though, judging from your remarks I would guess that your sources of information are places like Infowars, WND, Red Flag and the granddaddy of them all, Faux News. Those are not news sources, those are outlets designed to tell their followers that what they wish to be true is in fact true even though it isn’t. Here’s a rule of thumb with Faux News or any of the others of their ilk, if the announcer’s lips are moving, he’s LYING.

        • http://gravatar.com/thissalantine thissalantine

          ‘Hexes”? For realsies, dude? Are we talking ” Like Errmigurrrrrd I totally Learned How to Dress Emo And Light Candles After Drawing Pentagrams On My Bedroom Floor” Hexing, or is it the full-blown “I heart Alistair Crawley and Anton LaVey and know the Satanic Bible word for word” kind of hexing? See, here’s what I think. Christians had it all wrong when they burned women at the stake for witchcraft. They should have been burning stupid people who believe in witchcraft.Maybe we could have Darwined out a few mouth-breathers from the gene pool before you were hatched.

          All Muslims are Islam. The Muslim church IS THE CHURCH OF ISLAM, you idiot. The ‘nation of Islam’ is a group of militant Black Americans who profess Islamic religious beliefs and advocate independence for Black Americans, founded by Wallace D. Fard Muhammad in Detroit, in 1930. THEY ARE NOT EVEN MIDDLE EASTERN.

          And it’s “LIAR’. Now pick your brains out of your backside and waddle home – your mom called and said it’s time to take your lithium.

          • allyn

            Fox News, CNN, and all other major media outlets is my main point. They lie, and they run the press. Its propaganda. That is violation of the rights of the American people, we have the right to know the truth on why we go to wars, and kill hundreds of children in attacks. That blood is on our hands in gods eyes, as we are the people. And as our constitutional rights tell us once government has been over ran like it has by bankers, policy writers, corporations, and so on. Its time to start over, and its us the people to take action. Government and corporations was never suppose to intermingle, its unconstitutional and the main reason of the economy downfall, simply because the law writers are now the policy writers. Bankers, and other millionaires are now congressmen. Our government and nation may not seem to be oppressive by the untrained eye, but they are draining us slowly until we are forced into whatever plan they have ahead just so we and our children can eat, if you are Christian then you know this sounds a lot like a mark of a beast kinda thing.
            Satan is real and Crawley and the rest of them idealist should have been prayed for, bercause now they have followers, unforgiven ones, believe that!! but don’t be that!! don’t let the media control you. Im praying for us all. Muslims that are Islam, Muslims that converted to Christian, and Jews that are Jewish or Jews that converted to Christian, it doesn’t matter of the religion or culture background, nothing labels you as a grouip of individuals because everyone has the god given right to choose.

          • Bob Cull

            I don’t know why I’m even bothering to try again, Allyn, I’m beginning to think that you are not ignorant, that can be fixed with education, stupid on the other hand cannot be fixed since the stupid person cannot learn and you are showing signs of an inability to learn.


            Damn, you are thick!

        • http://twitter.com/Pruit_Igoe PruitIgoe

          Good God your dumb.

    • SP

      Oh my,e ew, if you are the typical Duck Dynasty viewer, we are in big trouble as a nation. Thank Jeebus for the blue states.

      • Mick

        absolutely SP.. especially so as the red states are a far FAR bigger drain on the government welfare systems they keep fighting against. Man alive.. they have to be some bright people (not) to keep fighting against their own financial support.

    • http://facebook sotamis

      Allyn, the muslim countries are not “Godless” they are as extreme in their beliefs as you are. So why don’t you go. You can revive the crusades and maybe we will finally be done with extremism from both sides

    • https://www.facebook.com/koreen.eads Koreen Eads

      people like you are exactly what is wrong in this country lately..you have this weird sense of entitlement going on….there was a time when christians would want to save other people and get them closer to god…not anymore..now its a follow or get the fuck out mentality..who are you to push your ideals and beliefs onto other people?..your arrogance is insane..i dont believe in your religion..but ill defend your right to..would you show that same courtesy to others who dont?..no…ive got some bad news for you and others like you..you dont own this country..if your hypocritical ass doesnt like that others are allowed their freedoms as well feel free to pack up and go..i hear mexico is nice this time of year…

      • https://www.facebook.com/john.bozly.9 John Bozly

        Mexico is nice this time of year, just got back from there today, but don’t link these religitard freaks to it! I sure don’t want them there and neither do the Mexican people. The Mexican people as a whole are way more religious than the people in this country. The half a dozen times I’ve been there this year I have NEVER heard one word about it unless I ask “are you religious” and every time I get the answer YES and they ask me if I am and I say no and that is the LAST word on religion I get. I have great respect for that, open your mouth and tell me that you are better than me because of a magical sky daddy then STFU and eat a bowl of dicks.

    • Cathy

      Well said, Koreen.

    • Elaine

      So far, I haven’t heard a word from Phil on what charities he donates his time and money to to help the less fortunate. That’s what makes a person a good person, not just reading the Bible, judging other people and praying for “yourself”. We are all saints and sinners but Phil thinks he’s all saint and no sinner. He needs to put down his Bible and prove this love for God by treating every human being with love and respect and stop his prejudice, hate and hypocracy.

  • Riccardo Cabeza

    This seems to be a clear case of a republican racist, that being A&E star of “Duck Dynasty” Phil Robertson, using religious bigotry to cover for his pedophilia. His wife admitted to the UK’s Daily Mail that Phil is a drunkard and an adulterer. You have to wonder how many of Phil’s drunken affairs are with underage children. It’s irresponsible not to speculate.


    Phil goes on to say, “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers – they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

    So I guess Phil knows he’s going to hell.

    • http://buric.co buricco

      Let’s give attribution where attribution’s due – he’s just quoting 1 Corinthians 6.9-10, out of context.

      • Lebowski

        Phil, the adulterer and pedophile, misquotes and misapplies the words of Paul to the Church of Corinth in ancient Greece.
        The entire passage of 1 Corinthians 6 is about Paul scolding Christians for suing one another in court, and at the very end, characterizing *all* of Corinth which had a reputation as a seaport that put away morality in favor of profit. Here is the text from the King James version, which looks nothing like what Phil said:

        “1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?

        2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?

        3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

        4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.

        5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?

        6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

        7 Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded?

        8 Nay, ye do wrong, and defraud, and that your brethren.

        9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

        10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

        11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

        12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.

        13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.”

        In the part where Paul talks about “effeminate” and “abusers of mankind”, he’s talking about the population of Corinth, and the whores, both male and female, that gave the city it’s well deserved reputation.

        He is NOT talking about normal gay relationships, but whoring. Period.
        Those who compare gay people to whores are “false prophets” and “revilers”, something that the Bible has a lot to say about, and condemns, in the very passage that he quotes!

        Phil is a wicked man, according to his own religion, and his own misquote.

    • Juliet

      Phil’s all saved and right with Jesus and stuff, so he won’t go to Hell — but a decent, honest, man who respects others (but doesn’t have that personal relationship with JesusGod) will go straight to hell.

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