And NOW, on the lighter side…a black Teabagger!
Black Teabaggers are like vegetarian cats; you know that a few, just statistically, HAVE to exist, but it’s still a bit weird when you actually see one. You have to laugh, if for no other reason than to clear the discomfort of cognitive dissonance. Call it the “Tyrone Biggins” effect. So, how does a black guy find a path into an organization with a history of so many “isolated incidents” of blatant racism? One favored by the Aryan Nation, of all groups? What’s the ONE force with the power to get someone to ignore the reality they can see with their own eyes, and support a group of people who clearly hate him? Answer: Religion.
This guy kind of proves the “Dual-Factor Equivalent Exchange Theorem of Stupidity, Religion and Teabaggerdom,” which states that: “You don’t have to be stupid to be super-religious OR a Teabagger — but if you are both stupid AND super-religious, you are probably a Teabagger.” There’s good reason for that; the willingness to suspend reason, logic and historical perspective in the name of self-righteousness, faith and trust in unseen powers is kind of a prerequisite for both demographics. So, there’s bound to be some crossover between the two. “HEATHEN!”
Speaking of Obama: “His middle name ‘Hussein” says it all. It means he’s Muslim, that he’s most likely anti-Israel. But our being a Judeo-Christian Conservative organization, he’s against Israel, he’s against Israel’s God, and we serve Israel’s God, and Israel’s God is undefeated.” OK, ignoring the complete non-sequiter in the middle, there’s kind of a more basic problem with this statement. Islam IS a Judeo-Christian religion, in the respect that it’s an Abrahamic religion. It grew FROM Christianity and Judaism. The attempt to separate Allah from the Jews’ Yahweh is like trying to take the brown off of toast that you just KNOW is perfectly white underneath. You can scrape the knife as much as you like, but you’ll never un-toast that bread. But, just watch the video; there are so many moments of dizzying stupidity that Deuteronomy couldn’t list them all.
Just watch, and try to keep your head from exploding.