Glenn Beck wasted ten minutes playing with dolls in an insane effort to use the Wizard of Oz to prove why Obama is evil. While playing with dolls is the logical choice, as it caters to the intellectual level of the average viewer of The Blaze, Beck’s paranoid story that accompanies it fails to provide any coherency in the storyline–not that it will matter to his rapt mass of vapid imbeciles.
The story goes as such: Dorothy (America) wasn’t taking care of that evil yippy bastard Toto (Beck Reeeeeeeally doesn’t like Toto), and he bit someone. She then went to a carnival seeking help from Obama but didn’t get anywhere. When she returned home, she got caught up in a tornado (probably something Obama did with HAARP). Glinda, the Good Mitch offers to help you find your way home. Along the way, you meet those insufferable failures, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, and John Boehner (Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion) but they all fail you. Eventually, you turn to Wizard Karl Rove who tells you that he’s a sham and can’t get you home. Eventually, Glinda McConnell tells you that you could have gotten home the whole time, and at that point Beck says he would just start BASHING THE WITCH’S HEAD IN. The whole time, the Wicked Witch (the NSA, the IRS, regulators, and OBAMACARE) is WATCHING YOU.
We do, however, learn what happens when you apply oil to John McCain:
“You can’t see John McCain saying ‘Oh, oil my arms, oil my arms…’ and then he’d cut you up in little pieces WITH HIS AXE. And he’s an old, rusted piece of crap from the last century left in the woods. Don’t oil him.”
You can see the crazy for yourself below: