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Watch CPAC Crowd Drool Over Sarah Palin’s Weird Rendition Of ‘Green Eggs And Ham’ (Video)

Sarah Palin as been huffing paint again! Palin wanted to bring CPAC to a close in the best way possible: by reading her fellow conservatives a book that is on their level.  Unfortunately, she lost her copy of ‘See Spot Run,’ so she just picked up a copy of Green Eggs and Ham and decided to wing it!

Since words are an issue for Sarah, she covered for her inability to read (and comprehend) a children’s book by ‘spicing it up a bit’ for her son Trig with an anti-government, anti-Obama, anti-sanity rant! Continuing in the spirit of Ted Cruz who, Sarah said, read the book “through airwaves” to his children Bargain Bin Barbie leapt into action!

Channeling Victoria Jackson, the one person whose stupidity dwarfs her own, Palin sing-songed:

I do not like this Uncle Sam.
I do not like his heath care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steal.
I do not like their phony bills.
I do not like this spyin’ maaaaaaaaaan.
I do not like ‘Oh yes we caaaaaaannnnn nnnnnmmmnnn’
I do not like this spending spree.
We’re smart–we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies
when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
and we won’t take it–nope, nope, nope.

Sarah “hat tipped” ‘the internet’ for ‘her’ reimagining of the story.  “I saw a couple lines on the internet, and I winged the other ones,” Sarah said.

But wait! It seems that her entire ‘reimagining’ was blatantly stolen from the internet, rather than just a few lines. Aside from a couple of omissions and a couple words changed ‘Sarah’s’ version bears a striking resemblance to a version that, according to The Political Hat in November, had been making rounds even then.

I do not like this Uncle Sam
I do not like this healthcare scam
I do not like these dirty crooks
or how they lie and cook the books
I do not like when Congress steals
I do not like their secret deals
I do not like ex-Speaker, Nan
I do not like this “YES, WE CAN”
I do not like this spending spree
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free
I do not like your smug replies
when we complain about your lies
I do not like this kind of hope
I do not like it, Nope, Nope, Nope!

Seem familiar?

Sarah, if you’re going to say something stupid, at least be original. The only thing worse than being an idiot…is parroting idiots.

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  • Psykoduck

    “I can’t think of a speech and I need to talk to get paid… I’ll just read a children’s book or something I stole from the interwebs”. Not too surprising since almost all of these speakers were just seeing how much BS they could gush without someone calling them out. No worries there, at CPAC you can literally get a standing ovation with the words “America. 9/11. Obamma Bad grrrrr”. Interesting to see they’re still trying to pin the NSA stuff on Obamma. Conservative Amnesia strikes again…

  • Barb

    Have these idiot ever READ Green Eggs and Ham? I realize that the moral is difficult to comprehend, but still….and they need to stop insulting Dr Seuss.

  • D. King

    But gee, Green Eggs and Ham was such a hit when Teddy Cruz babbled it during his 21 hour talk fest!

  • http://AmericansAgasintTheTeaParty Sandra

    Sarah “word soup” Palin…stupidity personified

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000941516003 Patricia Clements

    Another plagiarizer !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Ed F

    This CPAC proves human evolution is real, except these people(?) never got past the ape stage.

  • Bill Sebring

    Snotty little bitch….dr. Seuss would bitch slap her with that book.

  • Shawn Crippen

    Thank you, Paul, she is indeed, an embarrassment to women everywhere. My Mom’s former boyfriend used to get aggravated with her because she can’t stand Sarah Palin, either. He’d tell her she should think of the good she could do for the country!! He’s an idiot. He listens to hate radio day in and day out and tried to get her to listen to it, too. Thank God she told him to shove it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/rebecca.smith.568089 Rebecca Smith

    I am embarrassed for her. Again. I did see this perversion of Dr. Seuss’s work some time back, and I hate the fact that they are using one of my favorite writers in this way. WWDRSS? (What Would Dr. Seuss Say?)

    • T W

      Dr Suess was actually a visionary… just look at Horton and the Lorax. He was teaching children to love & respect the Earth and each other. He was the original teacher of social conscience.

  • susan

    She’s such an attention whore..I couldn’t even watch the video !

  • Michelle

    Doesn’t referencing Green Eggs and Ham go against all of their talking points, seeing that the theme is “you do not like them so you say. Try them! Try them! And you may”.

    I do so like the ACA!

  • http://twitter.com/LabRat0116 LabRat0116 (@LabRat0116)

    She’s a great spokesperson for the Modern day KKK = Tea Party.

    BTW, the Teabaggers are now officially know as TeapubliKLANS ! Pass it along!

  • paul fredine

    copying only 95% of something does not constitute “winging the rest”! this woman has never had an original thought even accidentally drop out of her mouth, at least not one that was coherent. she’s an embarrassment to women everywhere and certainly reveals the tea party is definitely not an “intellectual movement”. intellectual void, maybe.

    • rikitikitavi

      paul fredine says:

      ” she’s an embarrassment to women everywhere ”

      Well I know I am embarrassed……and very angry !

      If Sarah Putin doesn’t like who the American people elected she should go back to Russia.

      Sarah, we don’t want your “kind” here..

      Love it or leave it! Go back to Russia!

  • Ken

    The CPAC Follies featuring Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell waving a rifle, was bad enough. But when Sarah stepped forward in an attempt to set the mish mash straight, it was a total disaster. The whole show looked like a take off on the Munich beer rallies in Germany.

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