Sarah Palin as been huffing paint again! Palin wanted to bring CPAC to a close in the best way possible: by reading her fellow conservatives a book that is on their level. Unfortunately, she lost her copy of ‘See Spot Run,’ so she just picked up a copy of Green Eggs and Ham and decided to wing it!
Since words are an issue for Sarah, she covered for her inability to read (and comprehend) a children’s book by ‘spicing it up a bit’ for her son Trig with an anti-government, anti-Obama, anti-sanity rant! Continuing in the spirit of Ted Cruz who, Sarah said, read the book “through airwaves” to his children Bargain Bin Barbie leapt into action!
Channeling Victoria Jackson, the one person whose stupidity dwarfs her own, Palin sing-songed:
[box type=”shadow”]I do not like this Uncle Sam.
I do not like his heath care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steal.
I do not like their phony bills.
I do not like this spyin’ maaaaaaaaaan.
I do not like ‘Oh yes we caaaaaaannnnn nnnnnmmmnnn’
I do not like this spending spree.
We’re smart–we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies
when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
and we won’t take it–nope, nope, nope.[/box]
Sarah “hat tipped” ‘the internet’ for ‘her’ reimagining of the story. “I saw a couple lines on the internet, and I winged the other ones,” Sarah said.
But wait! It seems that her entire ‘reimagining’ was blatantly stolen from the internet, rather than just a few lines. Aside from a couple of omissions and a couple words changed ‘Sarah’s’ version bears a striking resemblance to a version that, according to The Political Hat in November, had been making rounds even then.
[box type=”shadow”]I do not like this Uncle Sam
I do not like this healthcare scam
I do not like these dirty crooks
or how they lie and cook the books
I do not like when Congress steals
I do not like their secret deals
I do not like ex-Speaker, Nan
I do not like this “YES, WE CAN”
I do not like this spending spree
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free
I do not like your smug replies
when we complain about your lies
I do not like this kind of hope
I do not like it, Nope, Nope, Nope![/box]
Sarah, if you’re going to say something stupid, at least be original. The only thing worse than being an idiot…is parroting idiots.