Stephen Colbert really let FOX News’ “Doctor” Keith Ablow have it!
He began by rolling a clip, in which Mr. Ablow blames President Obama’s refusal to negotiate on abandonment issues resulting from his dad running out on him and his mother leaving him with his grandparents.
That’s right. Obama’s refusal to negotiate with Congress was just him getting back at his parents. I mean, we’ve seen this sad story too many times. African American males without role models go on to become President and give everyone healthcare.
That was a brilliant long-distance diagnosis by Dr. Keith Ablow, but one must ask: How was he able to yank such an insightful diagnosis so smoothly from his ass?
Stephen had his own analysis of Dr. Ablow:
I, for one, have never met Keith Ablow, but as an honorary doctor of fine arts, I am willing to stake my professional reputation that he is stuck in an anal retentive stage caused by his parents shaming him during potty time. So it’s safe to assume that Dr. Ablow continues to wear a diaper and, as we speak, is using his own excrement to write out his ideas for tomorrow’s show.
Watch the full clip below: