Times have been tough, it’s true…but we have bounced back — and by “we” I don’t mean you…and generally I don’t. Since 2009, 95% of income gains have gone to the top 1%. That’s just wrong. The 1% should get 99%. That adds up to 100 — where’s our missing 4%? I bet the poor took it. You know they steal.
Stephen discusses a tried and true way for the moochers to pay for their handout: Selling parts of themselves.
Stephen highlights the various things those silly poor people will sell to get by, such as hair, breast milk, and eggs (worst omelette ever!) After all, “why suckle at Uncle Sam’s teat…when you can just rent out your own teat.”
He points out that many middle-class Americans plan to forgo retirement, “working until they die.”
Personally, I don’t think Americans working until they’re dead is right. Can’t they work until after they’re dead?
Why not consider a reverse mortgage on your body? After all, there’s a lot of equity in it!
Stephen ends with a plea to the poor:
Please, avoid stress while working your two jobs and harvesting your hair to pay the rent…because this country will only be great again if average Americans stop asking for handouts and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps–by which I mean their Achilles Tendons…because I tore mine playing Squash.
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