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Watch Bill Maher Read John Boehner’s ‘Drunk Tweets’ (video)

Bill Maher, like the rest of us, suspects that monumental mental midget obstructionist crybaby asshole John Boehner just may be having a little bit too much to drink these days. Frankly, it must be hard for John Boehner to live with himself — given his efforts to destroy America — so that is, of course, to be expected. Bill Maher hilariously regales us with an assortment of John Boehner’s “drunk tweets,” including such favorites as

“Two shutdowns in one night: the government and my liver.”


“That story I tell about how I had to sweep up my dad’s bar as a kid? Please. We had Mexicans do that.”

Anyway, watch the video. Grab some popcorn–not much, mind you…it’s only a little over a minute long–but it is a minute that will not be wasted!

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  • https://www.facebook.com/robbie.wilms Robbie Wilms

    I think that orange-skinned drunk has liver failure. Step aside, douche.

  • http://[email protected] PatDarnell

    Mr Boehner You are a fun, honest person. You are very responsible and like taking care of others. You believe in putting in an honest day’s work and accept many work-related responsibilities. You have a very good personality and people come to trust you easily. You are bright, witty and fast-thinking. You always have an interesting story to tell.

    And every time you say “let’s sit down and have a conversation” I take a shot of Jack. I’m rolling on the floor.

  • Juliet

    I suspect those aren’t real tweets. Well, most of them are fake. The one about the tree is definitely fake.

  • An Actual Socialist

    If-If these are real, then this is hilarious!

    • John Prager

      They aren’t ;)

      • https://www.facebook.com/robbie.wilms Robbie Wilms

        Errr, really? Stop watching Fox Made-Up News.

  • https://www.facebook.com/clebeauf Carolyn T. LeBeauf

    Bill spot on. You nailed that drunk.

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