An “independent” voter called into CSPAN while author David Wolman was attempting to discuss his book, “The End of Money: Counterfeiters, Preachers, Techies, Dreamers–and the Coming Cashless Society,” and it was the best thing on television–ever.
Wolman, a Wired contributing editor, wrote the book to document his year-long journey in swearing off cash — which was, for the most part, relatively successful. The book also details Wolman’s meeting with a notorious counterfeiter, his investigation into anti-counterfeiting technology, and other related issues. It’s all innocent enough, and sounds like a good read.
Enter Lisa. When we hear the words “independent caller,” we know we’re in for a treat, and Lisa delivers with her glorious proclamations of doom. Lisa, from Kentucky, warns Wolman up front that she’s “going to be speaking in some formats that are kind of like going from here to there.”
Lisa ain’t got much of that there booklearnin’, but she is certainly going to try!
“Some of my educated words are not too well, but I am going to do my best to show y’all…”
Russia, Canada, and America, according to Lisa, are the Triforce.
Lisa goes on to explain that there is going to be a new “leaflet” formed — a new testament — that will wipe away “some of the certain zones for churches.” From there, she goes on to explain that the Federal government and Illuminati will control certain churches, and something about the “governing of the stars,” which will link us in the “universal link.” There are also “portals in the ocean” that will “bear more pressuring on the core” and cause earthquakes to screw up the zoning of oil.
You can’t make this stuff up! Watch it for yourself:
It is impossible not to admire Mr. Wolman’s ability to not fall on the floor laughing uncontrollably. Look at his face. This man deserves an award.