Mrs Betty Bowers, “America’s BEST Christian,” is chock-full of advice for the American Christian! In the past, we have seen Betty explain Biblical marriage to us–in all its many forms. We’ve trembled as she has offered us the biblical stance on abortion.
Betty’s strong support of the Republican party has been shown in the release of her SuperPAC ad, “Join the Party!”
As America’s Best Christian, Betty tackled another issue a few months ago: the question of whether or not America is truly a Christian nation (which would have been much easier without that impertinent kid
correcting interrupting her all the time.)
Betty tells us that the Constitution has 4,543 words. OK, ok. None of those words are “Jesus,” and the Constitution “seems” to dismiss all religions as irrelevant to running a country. But God saves all the “good stuff” for the Amendments anyway–like the First, which guarantees you the freedom of speech to tell non-Christians that “their faith is hilarious fiction.”
Betty moves on to the founding fathers, who DEFINITELY were Christians, right? As Betty discovers, our founding fathers were actually fairly disdainful toward religion in general…after hearing what they actually said about it.
Betty points out that the Pledge of Allegiance has “always” made it clear that we are “one nation under God,” and that our national motto is “In God we trust.” Unfortunately, that stupid kid ruins it by announcing that the former was added in 1954, and the latter in 1956. Despite that the kid was correct about these measures, which were instituted as a countermeasure against imagined creeping Communism in America, Betty just has the kid tazed by security.
Betty Bowers is adept at calling out the hypocrisy of the religious right in a hilarious manner, as shown in this video, which is quite possibly her strongest one yet. Be sure to check out all of her other offerings, as well. You won’t be disappointed!