It turns out Republicans are dumber than we thought! For their Values Voter Summit they chose the three biggest competitors for “Most Likely to be Unelected at any National Level Office” for their top contenders for President!
- Ted Cruz
- The Dominionist asshole who thinks that Christian Sharia law should be instituted and that people who aren’t Christians don’t rate civil rights under the Constitution
- Ben Carson
- A man who’s predicted that the United States will fall apart before the 2016 elections because of the “Kenyan socialist in office”
- Mike Huckabee
- Another fine Christian who would probably put Jesus to death if he were alive today.
The folks over in DC working on Hillary’s 2016 campaign surely must be in favor of this straw poll. Let’s hope Republican primary voters agree. This will be a sure solid win for the Dems in 2016!
I really hope this sticks….