There’s nothing, literally nothing, that Barack Obama’s haters won’t find to criticism about him. The man can’t throw a barbecue, can’t buy a puppy, can’t even wear a tan suit without someone at FOX doing their best to pour douche all over it. And that’s true all the way up the ladder.
You might remember this quote from Roger Ailes, president and CEO of FOX, about two years ago: “Obama’s the one who’s never worked a day in his life. He never earned a penny that wasn’t public money. How many fundraisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time. He’s lazy, but the media won’t report that.”
(True…Ailes is a busy guy. Busy trying to buy sex from his employees.)
Now, we’re not accusing Roger of dog-whistling up the old “lazy black man on welfare” bit to buy some right-hand love; but the hounds of conservative propaganda are circling for something, and it ain’t Michelle’s famous chicken drumsticks.
So, of course, he’s a lazy bum. Aren’t they all, Roger?
George W. Bush vacation days: 879 days over eight years
Barry Soetoro vacation days: 150 days in 5 years, 7 months
George W. Bush: 30 percent of presidency on vacation
Kenya Mohammed: 7 percent of presidency on vacation
George W. Bush: Average 2 days a week off
Typical American: Average 1.3 days a week off
Marxie Marx and the Aulinsky Bunch: Average 1 day every 2 weeks off
But, hey — Obama’s term isn’t over yet. We’re all waiting on him to don the saggy pants, grab a joint, sit on the front porch and blaze out to some ‘Pac to catch up. But he’d better get to it…he’s only got about five months to wait before getting busy getting lazy. Right now, Obama is 719 days behind G.W. Bush, and he’s only got about 870 days left in his presidency.
That means that The Notorious C.I.C. could spend almost the entire remainder of his presidency on vacation before catching up to Bush. Maybe that’ll be his Christmas present to himself. But, as of right now, sorry to say, it looks like Barack Obama is still…
Big h/t to: Breitbart Unmasked