Finally, our generation of awful “Millennials” apologizes for being so terrible. Can Opener Studio shows just how truly sorry Millennials are. From here on out, we promise to try and replicate the amazing example set forth by the flawless “Baby Boomers.”
But this challenge may be a little easier said than done. For starters, college is 600% more in cost than it was “back in the day.” Most of us graduated with an overwhelming accumulation of student loan debt coupled with the perfect timing of the great recession. Perhaps us freeloaders should go out and get a good manufacturing job like our parents did.
Oh, that’s right. Manufacturing jobs were all outsourced in the 90’s. Oh well, here we go again making excuses as to why we’re still living in our parent’s basement and working at Starbucks with a law degree. But I digress. We’re self-centered, narcissistic, entitled, lazy, and immature. And we’re super sorry about that. We’re the worst.
Roll the video: