A Grosse Point North High School substitute teacher identified on YouTube as Jason Glicker brought a whole lot of crazy to a classroom full of very (un)fortunate students! Mr. Glicker, in a video that appears to have been taken with a student’s cell phone, tells the kids about the world through the eyes of Alex Jones.
The students are treated to an explanation of how 9/11 was funded by the CIA. He presents some fairly solid reasoning: You see, the ISI, a Pakistani intelligence service, is “funded indirectly by the CIA, so, whether they knew it or not, they were funding the terrorists.” Glicker calls the 9/11 hijackers “just paid thugs,” and noted they were likely “brainwashed by MK Ultra,” a CIA “behavioral engineering” experiment in the 50’s that involved experimentation on American citizens, often without their knowledge.
These mind-controlled, thuggish fake Muslims were about as real as Phil Robertson’s flock of fauxbillies, according to Glicker. Mohammad Atta, for example, couldn’t have been a real bloodthirsty Muslim fundamentalist. He lived in the United States, did cocaine, and had an American girlfriend, “Truth Teacher” explains. “Muslims don’t do drugs, they don’t date American women.” See? That’s settled.
As the class pretended to humor him, Glicker discussed other hot topics, including some facts U.S. history books seem to have wrong. For instance, did you know that President Roosevelt allowed Pearl Harbor to happen because he’s a bloodthirsty warmonger who was just itching to enter World War II?
Don’t listen to him, kids. Mr. Glicker is a CIA plant placed in your classroom to discredit “conspiracy theories.” Think about it — if he pits you against learning the truth now, you will never be able to mount a defense when the secret race of shapeshifting lizards from beneath the planet’s surface finally reveals itself on the night the planet Nibiru is visible from the tiny “bedroom” in your FEMA camp housing. Duh.
And now, for your viewing pleasure:
h/t: Raw Story