Ah, Texas. Where a man is a man, but always seems to have to prove it again and again. Observe Lieutenant Governor hopeful, Douglas Todd Staple.
Mr. Staples felt the need to elucidate his Texasness, in the only form Republicans from Texas know how; by over compensating for their little…brain…while bashing President Obama in an ad that illustrates Staples pointing guns (guns are what Texans use instead of remote controls to change the channel), hating the EPA (Texans are not a fan of saving the planet outside of Planet Texas), and essentially spewing that good old Texas longhorn manure from his mouth. I’m just glad he cleared everything up at the end:
“So Mr. President, if you still want to mess with Texas, we’ve got a saying for you. Come and take it.”
It’s amazing to me how the Tea Party/Republicans have this imaginary idea that President Obama is an evil villain hell-bent on destroying Texasland. The land where you can see further, yet see less than any place on earth.