Ted Nugent is seriously considering running for POTUS in 2016 and he already has a slogan picked out: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” Seriously…that’s HIS idea!
This is the same Ted Nugent who called President Obama a “Chicago Gangster,” has admitted to believing in Sandy Hook conspiracy theories, pals around with raving lunatic Alex Jones, has made violent threats against Hilary Clinton and the president, and, of course, famously soiled his drawers to dodge the Vietnam draft.
All we can say about this here at AATTP is–please, please, pretty pretty please…with sugar and cherries and unicorn rainbow glitter farts on top…run for president Ted Nugent. We’ll consider it our birthday and Christmas presents for the next 10 years all rolled into one gloriously perfect situation.
Watch a video about Nugent’s possible run in 2016, courtesy of Secular News Radio. WARNING: Language NSFW