Are you American enough to face the vampire wolves?
This is a question that 70s rocker, Ted Nugent, asked in his most recently column. Writing for Whirled Nut Daily, Nugent implored his audience to “snap out of your daze,” and called on Americans to rid themselves of “vampire wolves.”
Ted Nugent began his essay by lamenting the fact that he’s not taken seriously (I can’t begin to fathom why he’d think that . . .), saying “I raise as much hell as I can for a bow hunting guitar player, but more often than not I am labeled an extremist and crazy radical.”
After his whining, Nugent promptly went on to prove he was extremist and crazy, saying “we refuse to believe that all those children showing up at our southern border just happen to make that near impossible journey all on their own,” and that “We don’t believe that our president is a Christian. We don’t believe that denying any semblance of security in Benghazi was due to simple ineptitude.”
He attacked the Affordable Healthcare Act, saying that despite the millions the act has provided with healthcare, it has nothing “to do with providing better healthcare to needy Americans” and that “What we are convinced of is that Obamacare is just another redistribution scam by the scammer in chief and his socialist/commie supporters.”
No mention of Nazis? You’re not doing your job right, Nugent.
Nugent added that:
We can’t believe our government squawks about so many living in so-called poverty when the vast majority of such poor people have cellphones and every imaginable luxury known to man. We cannot believe anybody is stupid enough to still claim Islam is the religion of peace.
Cellphones are suddenly a luxury item? Does Nugent not realize you need a phone to get even the crappiest part-time temp work? He went on warn Americans of the “wolf at the door,” saying that the wolf isn’t a “cuddly Disney cartoon character” but “a beast that has moved into our living room.” Seriously:
But more shocking than all this disbelief and abandonment of logic, common sense and basic national responsibility is the fact that so many Americans remain in a zombie-like daze of cluelessness to the dangerous, life-threatening conditions increasing all around them on a daily basis.
Too many Americans fell for the politically correct insanity that the wolf at the door was nothing but a harmless, cuddly Disney cartoon character that wouldn’t harm a soul. Well, the wolf is no longer at the door America, the beast has moved into our living rooms, and he is ravenously hungry and doesn’t give a damn what is on the authorized menu
Nugent continues with this theme, throwing in something about “vampire wolves” and declaring that it was time for American to rid itself of these “vampire wolves,” asking his audience if they’re “American enough” to stand up to them.
If this were the concept for an urban fantasy setting, I’d be down. But it’s not; it’s the ramblings of a deluded racist bigot so far removed from reality he’s operating under the impression cellphones are a luxury item rather than a necessity to survive.