Well, we all know that Ted “Bunny Sex” Cruz engaged in the most destructive fundraising campaign in America’s history at a cost of tens of billions of dollars, shutting down our government and causing chaos across every facet of our nation. He and his band of Teahadists were perfectly willing to shut down the government, allowing America to languish for as long as needed–all to keep those pesky poor people from having an opportunity to afford healthcare. Of course, it all backfired, as Obamacare is now more popular thanks to his efforts. Mr. “Oopsie, I Forgot to Disclose My Investments” has actually been as destructive to the Tea Party’s popularity as the Walking Dead is to America.
Green Eggs and Bullsh*t deserves to be laughed at, and this video is a perfect opportunity. Enjoy!