Hey, guys! Remember that insane lady who led a group of bikers into D.C. to protest the “Million American March Against Fear?” Well, she spoke at KKKrazy Larry Klayman’s Kooky Klansmen’s Rally to Set America Back 100 Years and Rib Cookoff… or whatever they called it. Million Moron Mobilization? Racist Reclamation Rally?
The day was filled with festivities! The
millions hundreds descended to enact Klayman’s plan! November 19th was the day that millions of people would do exactly what Conservatives criticized Occupy Wall Street for doing: they would “occupy parks, sidewalks, and public areas” until Obama steps down as Führer. Once he did that, the people would beg Klayman and his batch of bigoted bozos to run the government their way!
Somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 people showed up, once and for all showing Klayman the importance of confirming the guest list. Klayman, a Justice Department prosecutor-turned-unjust persecutor — or, in his mind, “freedom fighter” — and his crew down at Klanny’s Krab Shack and Kourtroom recently determined in a court of law (?) that President Obama was one of them darker fellas. They demanded that he put down that Quran they are convinced he has and come out with his hands in the air!
As frightening as a mob of 100 idiots can be, President Obama shocked the country by not even acknowledging the group. Not even a formal refusal to surrender! That lackadaisical Obama with his crazy shuck and jive! He is obviously frightened!
Well, Klayman’s Klan made the most of it, spending the day complaining about the black guy “occupying” the White House and ranting about angels and stuff.
Belinda Bee, a coordinator of “2 Million Bikers to DC,” the group that was reasonably denied a ride-through of a busy part of Washington, DC during peak hours that would have required the closure of important roadways, chose to speak at the gathering. Her topics were very specific: God, God, God, God, and God. Oh, and God. She feels that too many people think that this is not a “God country.”
With George Washington by her side, this unstoppable force described her position with gusto:
Our mission statement starts off with: We at 2 Million Bikers to DC do believe in God, Country, our Constitution, our Bill of Rights – as written. That means there should not be change. We don’t care about all of those Bill of Rights that came after the original. We want to go back to our Founding Fathers’ views and beliefs. We are one nation under God, and without God, we are not America. I’m gonna tell you right now, the first thing that I hear somebody talk about is, ‘I have freedom from religion.’ No, sir, that’s not what it says, it says freedom of religion. Do not preach to me about this not being a God country. It was founded on God. They came over here and left to come here to be able to have the freedom to be a Christian, and to have the God that we have, that brought this country together, that this country was created after.
Actually, it’s clearly specified in the Treaty of Tripoli that America is not a Christian nation:
- Amendment 14 – Civil rights
- Amendment 17 – Places the ability to elect senators in the hands of the people
- Amendment 19 – Women’s suffrage
- Amendment 22 – Term Limits on Presidency
- Amendment 24 – Abolition of poll taxes
It’s interesting that Tea Partiers claim that they are not racist and sexist. Their opposition to Amendment 17 is cause to question their supposed opposition to corruption. So, we know that they want to make slavery legal and get women back in the kitchen. Oddly enough, they would also enable President Obama to have his dreaded third term they so fear.