Bryan Fischer, the head of the ironically named American Family Association, doesn’t believe Mrs. Clinton stands much of a chance of winning the job of Chief Executive, but if she does she will be the first lesbian.
As access to one of the most exclusive clubs in history broadens, many people are extremely afraid that someone who doesn’t look like them will be elected.
And speaking of looks, Fischer is fairly certain that Clinton will never win, because she is ‘too old’ and ‘too saggy’ for the job.
Since, and according to the American Family Association, that is how our citizenry chooses elected leaders: like a Miss America pageant.
However in this bizarre version, Clinton could demonstrate international diplomacy and expertise on public policy issues for the talent segment.
Of course Fischer has no actual proof about any of this. Clinton’s long marriage and child is apparently negated by an interview with Gennifer Flowers in a British tabloid in which she quotes former President Bill Clinton.
And to add some Muslim slander, Fischer speculates and won’t discount the possibility of Clinton having a torrid affair with Huma Abedin.
Abedin is also married.
Her husband is Anthony Weiner. America is pretty certain that he is not in fact, gay.