Babbling, half-brained imbecile Sarah Palin has stepped back from her failed legacy as a half-term President of Alaska to focus on what really matters–the perpetuation and furtherance of ‘real’ ‘Murikan stupidity. Palin has, in the style of The Blaze, begun her new (internet only) television venture. For slightly more each month than Netflix, which offers enough mindless programming already, you can get yourself a whole heap of Sarah–and do your part to keep her off of actual television!
Calling her new “network” the Sarah Palin Channel and missing out on some truly awesome naming possibilities–Maverick TV, Going Rogue, Trickle Down TV DontChaKnow–Palin is out to cash in on the small, loud, and incredibly moronic segments of our society.
Stephen Colbert has seized on the opportunity to troll the [email protected]#$ out of America’s favorite bobbleheaded twit. Colbert revealed on Tuesday night’s edition of The Colbert Report that he has purchased TheSarahPalinChannel.com, which is very similar to Bargain Bin Barbie‘s site. Colbert bills the site as “The only Sarah Palin Channel on the internet with a definite article in the address!”
Palin’s new channel (the real one), said Colbert, is “a safe space where like-minded folks can hear things they already agree with from someone whose opinion they already know.” Colbert added that members can gather to ask the important questions. “Among the most popular,” he pointed out, is “What is your cancellation policy?”
“We Palin fans want to be just like her and quit halfway through our commitment,” Colbert quipped.