No, this isn’t about a nun and a monk having sex in a church parking lot, although that would be rather amusing.
Christopher Buckner, 20, and Timothy Savoy, 25, were arrested by Effingham County, Georgia police on Tuesday for, well…effing. According to police, the couple admitted to having sex three times in a tractor trailer parked outside of a church; they reportedly decided to have sex after watching The Notebook. Or, that’s the story they told police, anyway.
According to the Savannah Morning News, the spokesman for the police said that deputies responded to a 4:30 a.m. call about a prowler in the area of Hester Road and Georgia 30. As deputies searched the area, they saw a man and a woman walking down the road; when asked, the male said he was walking the woman back to her house.
Deputies determined somehow that the pair were brother and sister, and that they’d just had sex in a Kensworth tractor trailer — a tractor trailer parked outside of Countryside Baptist Church. The really pressing question is whether or not they were listening to country music. I mean, if we’re going with stereotypes, might as well ride that hog into the sunset, right?
Now, astute readers will have noted that “Christopher” and “Timothy” are both traditionally male names. Christopher Buckner is the half sister, and Timothy Savoy is the half brother.
Both of them have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy, and prowling.