Welcome to the bottom of the barrel, the jokes presented herein are there to make sure you’re not sobbing quietly in the corner when you remember this woman had a legit chance at becoming the Vice President of the United States.
Yahoo News, pulling from the Daily Caller, reports that the majority of the Palin family — Sarah, Todd, Bristol, and Track — were allegedly involved in a booze-filled throw-down over the weekend, during which Sarah Palin reportedly screamed, “Don’t you know who I am?”
Presumably, the answer is something to the effect of “the best thing John McCain ever did for Barack Obama,” but I suppose “a national embarrassment” works just as well.
According to local bloggers, the Palin family were at a party in Wasilla following a day at the Iron Dog snowmobile race; it began when, according to witnesses, Palin’s eldest son showed up in a stretch Hummer. Track then confronted a man who had previously dated one of his sisters.
According to one of the blogs that reported on it, the Immoral Minority, the confrontation led to pushing and shoving that escalated until the family was asked to leave the premises. Another blogger, Amanda Coyne, notes that:
Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!
One of the party-goers allegedly yelled that “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show.”
A witness to the event told Coyne that “As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.”
The Anchorage police declined to provide details, but told the Immoral Minority that none of the parties involved wanted to press charges and no arrests were made. Anchorage police didn’t immediately respond to the Daily Caller’s requests for a police report, either.
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