Lying to the whole country gives Marco Rubio some wicked cotton mouth! It was the drink seen ’round the world Tuesday night! Rubio was busy lying, his mouth becoming stickier and stickier. Every lie a further and further reach, but not as far as he had to reach for his bottle of water!
But take heart, ladies and gentlemen! Marco knows that this was a sign…from God!
“God has a funny way of reminding us we’re human,” said Rubio.
Yeah. Funny indeed. My liberal opinion is that Rubio drowned his chances of going any further in politics in the near future with that drink!
Here’s the video courtesy of Good Morning America