They’re coming to GET you, Eleannnorrrr…No, not the living dead, risen from their graves in a shambling search for human brains. Something even more terrifying, a real wild card in the deck: 12-year-old Hezbollah super-soldiers from Venezuela!
Proving once again that it is now officially impossible to parody America’s Right-Wing, Michele Bachmann’s former Iowa campaign co-chair and current Republican National Committeewoman brought us back to the heady days of Buddy Holly and Joe McCarthy with her latest terror-nouncement radio show episode. Which we expect will soon become indisputable fact on Alex Jones’ show.
In Tamara Scott’s mind (and we do mean ONLY in Tamara Scott’s mind), there’s a very real possibility that many of the children sneaking over America’s borders from Mexico may in fact be “highly trained” terrorist sleeper agents waiting for the call to “rise up against us as Americans” in the name of Allah.
Wow…and my 12-year-old nephew’s still playing Yu-Gi-Oh. What a slacker.
“When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe homeschoolers — excuse me, middle-schoolers. But we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution, and for many of these kids, depending on where they’re coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans.”
Her phone guest, Mary Huls, President of the Clear Lake Tea Party and assumed feline apparel enthusiast:
“We do know that Hamas and Hezbollah run several training camps in Venezuela and other South American countries, and they are training these young – these youths – beginning as early as 8 or 9 years old through the MS13 gangs. They are being trained as warriors, you’re absolutely right.”
Which means they should have some hellacious Yu-Gi-Oh! skills when they get here. But don’t worry, America…as long as we have ladies like this on our side, we’ll always have at least one super-powered trump card in our own deck. Behold…
THE BLUE-EYES WHITE GRAND DRAGON!
h/t: RawStory and Right Wing Watch