Well, it happened. Right-wingers have allowed their irrational fear of ISIS to enhance capitalism through fear-mongering. Tacticalshit.com is selling an item that you certainly don’t want your secret backyard bunker to be without: a special kit designed to help you — the Muslim-hating, paranoid, frightened “patriot” — hunt down ISIS terrorists Barry Hussein Soetoro is allowing to cross the US-Mexico border as we speak.
This ISIS hunting kit, which sells for a modest $470.65, has it all: a helmet (because let’s face it — you probably run into a lot of walls), Muslim bullet stoppers, ammo holders, gun sheath, gloves, a hat (to wear under the helmet?), a Tactical Shit patch, and a “go f*ck yourself” patch.
Now, you too can roam the desert searching for evil, America-hating Muslims.
“Many Patriots without Military or Law Enforcement experience have been asking for help in building their kit,” the product details say. “This bundle makes it easy just in time for hunting season.”
Go get yours today. It will complement your ISIS hinting permit decal quite nicely. This is totally not a waste of money. Promi$e.
*One-way ticket to the Middle East sold separately.