As the delusional “birthers” continually struggle to support their moronic claims that President Barack Obama is really a socialist Muslim from Kenya who has managed to defraud the American people by getting himself elected to the office of President — twice — Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “Cold Case Posse” is still digging up non-factual garbage that only the lowest common denominator will believe.
In an interview with Denver radio host Peter Boyles, Mark Zullo, Arpaio’s “lead investigator” in the Case of the Ignored Birth Certificate has a fresh, new idea! While we have heard that President Obama is a Kenyan Muslim named Barry Soetoro, and that Obama’s father is not really his father, and that his kids aren’t really his kids, none of us were quite prepared for the moronic assertion that the President’s mother is not really his mother.
Zullo said on the program that he disagrees with a fellow conspiracy theorist’s claim that Barack Obama’s father was really labor organizer Frank Marshall Davis. He says that he is not sure who this Obama guy is, but that, “all that I can tell you is I don’t believe he is who he purports to be.”
Rather than focus on crackpot conspiracy theories about President Obama’s father, Zullo says that “I would be focusing real hard on who’s the mommy.” Apparently, this is the crackpot conspiracy theory we will see making the round next among groups of people who, try as they may, find themselves unable to admit that the only reason they dislike President Obama is that his coloring is darker than that of, say, a freshly primed wall.
With this kind of hard-hitting “investigative” prowess, it is safe to say that they might safely remove President Obama from office by early 2017 at the latest. In fact, we may successfully choose a successor sometime in late 2016.
Frankly, it’s easy to see why they won’t let this drop. It’s not like the President’s birth certificate is on a coffee mug, or anything.
Listen to the insanity for yourself, below: