HomeTEApublican Smack DownsThe Next Step: Rand Paul Brings His ‘Original Thoughts’ to That Bastion of Honesty, Breitbart.com! (Video)

The Next Step: Rand Paul Brings His ‘Original Thoughts’ to That Bastion of Honesty, Breitbart.com! (Video)

In a move that is surely sponsored by Kinko’s, Rand Paul’s column, which was removed from the Washington Times amid a torrent of plagiarism allegations in a surprising demonstration that the Times has some ethics, has found a new home.  Paul has taken his column to the intellectual graveyard and lie factory that is Breitbart.com

Larry Solov, presumably suppressing a laugh, said that Breitbart was “pleased to add Senator Paul to [their] lineup of fearless, ORIGINAL THOUGHT leaders.”  Solov adds, “Most of all, we think the fighting spirit he has become known for is a perfect fit for Breitbart News Network and reflects that of our founder, Andrew Breitbart.”

Breitbart, an alcoholic and likely cocaine addict, died in his early 40’s soon after revealing to CPAC that he had video from Obama’s college years that would crush him–then BOOM…heart attack.  Conservatives have decided that Obama had Breitbart killed to protect himself from this information.

Breitbart.com is truly the place for Paul to be!  Now that he’s a member of the Breitbart crew, he won’t have to worry about facts at all!

Watch Stephen Colbert Tear “Doctor” Paul a New One:

About John Prager

John Prager
John Prager is an unfortunate Liberal soul who lives uncomfortably in the middle of a Conservative hellscape and likes to refer to himself as an "island of reason in a sea of insanity." While he is not a fan of politicians, period, he has developed a deep-seated hatred for the bigotry, fear mongering, and lies of the Right Wing. John also works as a counselor at one of Barry Soetoro's FEMA re-education camps and as a HAARP weather control coordinator. John's life's aspiration is to rule the world with an iron fist, or find that sock he's been looking for. John can be reached at [email protected] if you have any questions or comments.
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