Padded room escapee Glenn Beck served up some of that good ol’ fashioned “City on a Shining Hill” jingoism on his radio show today, claiming that if he were present, he’d recall all of our soldiers, station them along our border, and tell the rest of the world they were on their own.
Beck also said that he’d give Israel the green light to do whatever it felt was necessary to protect itself (because they wait for US permission?), including using nuclear weapons.
This is all very important, you see, because we as a nation need to get right with God. Beck warns that doesn’t mean America is going into a shell, though, and told the rest of the world that “if you screw with us, we will pound you into glass.”
He added that we “will destroy you in a heartbeat,” and pledged to utterly decimate entire cities if necessary, followed by a calm walk into the sunset. After all, according to Glenn Beck, the Marshall plan was a failure; we should’ve spent that time getting right with God. But as President, Glenn Beck would fix that.
“He [God] will set things right here first,” Beck said “He’ll worry about the Middle East later; He’ll figure this one out and humble us first.”
I doubt God will make things better in the Middle East, after all, it seems like violence and chaos are pathological to the region; but with US absence or presence, things there seem like they can always find a way to get worse.
Watch the insanity below:
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