Portland police need your help in finding a serial defecator, dubbed by local media as the notorious “Portland Pooper.”
This suspect has been leaving little steaming presents all over the city.
Local businesses have captured hidden camera images of a man doing his business outside of their stores. Repeated instances of business owners have been reported of them finding unwanted crap to deal with before opening to deal with the usual crap from their customers.
Footage of the poop attacks has circulated around Portland, including an image of the Caca Terrorist’s face. Here’s what one reporter had to say about this story:
“I find it interesting that he has toilet paper with him, it’s very pre-planned,” Catrina Salazar told Portland CBS affiliate KOIN 6. “You just don’t really know what to expect around here. People, they like do their own thing, they kind of march to the beat of their own drum.”
Portland police say that the “Portland Pooper” could face charges for Public Indecency and Offensive Littering. Looks like sh*t just got real.
Here’s a video on this story.