President Obama had a Biblical moment in the hellish Los Angeles heat.
As we’ve heard–ad nauseum–from right wing zealots, President Obama is the Antichrist. Since the Tea Party’s top Antichrist hunter is currently serving time for threatening to kill the President as the Evil One visited Scranton, Pennsylvania, others are rising up to oppose the dastardly demon-loving Communist socialist Muslim Kenyan in the White House.
One such here was in attendance at the Los Angeles Presidential appearance–and he refused to listen to the President’s Hell-speak without offering a strong condemnation of Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama. “God almighty Jesus Christ,” the man incoherently screamed, “created Heaven and the universe! Jesus Christ created Heaven and the universe!”
Of course, offering the President and the assembled crowd the same information one could learn in five minutes inside the Creationist Museum was not enough for our irrationally angry friend. He helpfully added:
“You are antichrist! You are antichrist! You will be destroyed. You will be destroyed. Antichrist!”
He incoherently babbled for a moment–and we’re no experts, but some strong blood pressure medication and Xanax seem to be in order–before the grand finale as he was escorted out of the area, safely away from civilization. As the man screamed, the crowd drowned him out with cheers of “Obama! Obama! Obama!” But he had one final incoherent word salad to bellow:
“You will be destroyed, antichrist. You will be destroyed! You are antichrist! Death!” the man ranted as he was dragged away.
President Obama took it in stride, joking that “I have to admit I’ve actually met that guy before. It was a couple years ago and he had the same line. He needs to update his material.”
Watch the President laugh it off, below:
In 2011, President Obama encountered the same person at the House of Blues in West Hollywood. The man jumped up and yelled, “Jesus Christ is the son of God!” and “Christian God is the one and only true living God, the creator of heaven and the universe!”
President Obama responded with class then, too.
“I agree,” Obama said, quipping, “Is that his jacket?”
“First of all, I agree Jesus Christ is the Lord,” Mr. Obama said. “I believe in that. I do have a question, though: I think the young man may have left his jacket, so make sure that he gets his jacket.”
As the audience laughed, the man continued to yell, “Jesus Christ is God; Barack Obama is the Antichrist!”
“See, we’re having all kinds of confusion here. Oh, goodness gracious. Well, listen, all right, where was I? It is good to be back in L.A,” the President said.
He’s right: the guy really does need to update his material. Wonder if he ever got his jacket back…