Watch satirist Susie Sampson interview some of the TEApublican characters at CPAC. Here are a few of the enlightening tidbits you’ll learn from these liberty-loving, star-spangled patriots:
- President Obama is “far removed” from the country’s beliefs, even though he’s been elected POTUS…twice.
- Obama isn’t necessarily a Communist, but he is a Marxist
- “Democrat” and “Patriot” are mutually exclusive
- Democrats that believe in a woman’s right to choose are actually “DEMONcrats”
- Homosexuals have hijacked the once “beautiful word,” “gay”
- George Washington is a major toolbox
Watch Susie Sampson, a “journalist” whose mission is “Balancing the ‘lame stream media’ by good southern reportin’ on Tea Party values” at CPAC (again, this is satire):