Gun bullies everywhere are rejoicing that Kroger managers are irresponsibly choosing not to protect customers from heavily-armed, “out and proud” open-carry ammosexuals.
Moms Demand Action attempted to present a Kroger manager in Columbus Ohio with a petition asking that the store adopt sensible gun regulations to keep shoppers — many of whom, of course, are women and children — safe from those who feel it is in some way a good idea to carry loaded AK-47s and other heavy weapons around to protect against the tyranny of the cereal aisle. The manager, however, refused the petition — something that was heartily celebrated by the National Rifle Association.
In celebration of this incredibly moronic turn of events and in celebration of a “basic human right” to blasturbate all over the aisles of a grocery store, open carry supporters invaded Moms Demand Action’s Facebook page to let them know how they felt.
This gentleman, for instance, suggested that MDA is a group of dendrophiliacs who lick dogs — and threw in that he opposes gay marriage, and loves his guns…just like Jesus.
This one really wants Republican Jesus to bless “Croger.”
This one just likes people to see his piece.
Man who brings guns in close proximity to children REALLY loves Kroger.
This one sees evil everywhere — especially at Kroger.
Our friend Bill likes to “rock out” with his “glock out.”
This “not-racist” says that he has never hurt or threatened anyone in his life — “but hey im white.”
This man is delusional, and believes that the presence of guns makes everyone safer — despite an open carrier recently finding himself robbed of his precious piece at gunpoint.
This one is so paranoid and scared that he doesn’t even feel safe in a grocery store without his auxiliary manhood.
Gee, with people like this wanting to carry guns into grocery stores, who wouldn’t feel safe?