Florida resident Bunny Hunter, or Michelle Rovinsky, is a 100 lb. woman who wants to inspire America’s ammosexuals. The 32-year-old survivalist and self-described “radical right-wing extremist” wants everyone to know that the United States government plans to strip citizens of their arms, as is demonstrated by the gigantic drop in federal gun crime prosecutions under President Obama (That tyrant!).
No matter what the facts are, “Bunny” says that the United States government is comin’ fer yer guns! “The right to bear arms – it says right there in the constitution that it’s in case of a political uprise from the government,’ she told bTV. “I feel that a lot of the laws that have been passed or are trying to have been passed have to do with that. The government is trying to strip us of our arms.”
“Someone looks at me and they think, ‘what a cute little Barbie,'” Rovinsky said. “Little do they know, they’ve got something coming their way if they try and mess with me.” She says that her skimpy clothing and makeup are “kind of like camouflage,” adding that “People let their guard down and I let them think I’m stupid if I want.”
On her bio, “Bunny” says, ” I may look like a barbie doll, but that’s just ONE of the weapons in my arsenal! I’m a firearms enthusiast, self-defense advocate, and an outdoors lover,” adding that “This God-fearing, patriotic country girl is striving to help restore this once proud land back to that which was originally envisioned by our Founding Fathers.”
Ammosexual Barbie says that she wants to be a real role model for ‘Murikan women, unlike those whorebags Kim Karsashian and Miley Cyrus. “Celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus have no morals, they are terrible role models for young women,” said the bleach-blonde advocate of killing tools. ‘I want to show women that you don’t have to act like a slut to get ahead.”
“Every man wants a women with whom he can share the love of the outdoors. The family that plays together, stays together,” she says, blaming the fact that she has been single for six years on a claim that “These days men don’t act like men.”
Please enjoy a short video of this “patriot” shootin’ stuff, below: