Tea Partiers love their guns, and their bible. They love to be pro-life, and pro-war and pro-death penalty all at once. The Tea Party is known for claiming we’re a “Christian nation” but fights tooth and nail against social programs to help the most needy and vulnerable among us. The Tea Party claims to be “taxed enough already” while enjoying the lowest tax rate in 50+ years. The Tea Party hates socialism but loves Jesus, who was undoubtedly a socialist who had 12 followers and lived like Communists.
So what would happen if Jesus Christ ran on the Republican ticket?