Well, the word is out! Toby Keith is a gun-grabbing, liberal, Communist, fake patriot who wants to turn America into Nazi Germany. And he kills puppies. That Constitution-hating libturd done gone and banned guns in his new Virginia restaurant.
Yes, it’s true. “President” Obama and his Reptilian masters have used a secret mind control ray in Alaska to transform Toby Keith from an America-loving, troop supporting, Constitution justice for Benghazi good ‘ol boy, into an evil Socialist who wants to take away your guns so that roving gangs of thugs can force you into Agenda 21 real estate at FEMA concentration camps where your children will be brainwashed into JESUS-hating (probably gay, too) liberals.
Surely, according to the level of conservative outrage, this banning of sacred objects inside an establishment that serves alcohol in order to protect himself from liability acts as a harbinger for a dark time ahead in which liberal cyborgs rule the unarmed populace with an iron fist, and make Christianity illegal!
Here are a few samples of said outrage. Enjoy!