It’s hard to get a good mugshot. Yours truly has four of them for various driving infractions, and only one was good enough to use as a Facebook avatar. That’s a 25-percent success rate, at best. But of course, Texas Governor Rick Perry is no stranger to the camera; and predictably, that dashing b****rd is batting a thousand.
It’s the tie and pressed white shirt, definitely. But you know, those things are always wrinkled when you get them back from booking…and nobody wants to walk out of jail with bow legs and a wrinkled shirt.