Recently, Anchorage, Alaska police released crime scene photos and audio from the aftermath of the Palin family’s drunken Wasil-Mania brawl. Talking Points Memo compiled a collection of the full audio tapes, which feature the Palin family and others talking to police about the events of the evening.
While witness accounts vary slightly, all but an anonymous “friend” of the Palins agree on a few things: The Palins, drunk off their gourds, started it, Bristal Palin was entirely out of control, and the Wasillabillies were the worse for wear after it was all said and done.
If you thought the police reports were entertaining, and the early audio that features a completely plastered Bristol explaining that party host Korey Klingenmeyer “came out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground… takes me by my feet, in my dress… my thong dress in front of everybody. Come on you c**t, get the f**k outta here! Come on you s**t get the f**k outta here” was epic, just wait until you hear the rest of the police tapes!
They’re quite lengthy, but well worth the listen.
The 911 call from a neighbor explains that “at least 10 or 20” people were fighting outside his home.
…And now the fun begins!
In this gem, Sarah Palin asks Track if he found his necklace. When he responds that he did, she responds, “Track, that is such a God thing.”
As the chaos ensued, Palin had to remind Track not to open his potty mouth, and we hear Korey Klingenmeyer speak. Klingenmeyer, it turns out, loves to use the “n-word.”
“These Palins running up on my property acting like they own it is not gonna fly with me,” Klingenmeyer explaines to police. “I’m the f*cking guy that owns this place. Korey. F*cking. Klingenmeyer. And I don’t give a f*ck if their name’s Palin or f*cking Obama, cause they don’t mean sh*t to me.”
“I think I might want to press charges on Bristol Palin,” Klingenmeyer says. “So bring one of your offers — officers — the f*ck up here. Cause that’s where we’re going with this now.”
Klingenmeyer asked if the officer to whom he was speaking was the Sergeant. When the officer told him “no,” Klingenmeyer said, “I want to talk to the head n*gger in charge” as the officer attempted to dissuade him from talking like a bigoted douchebag.
“I don’t need this from…I’m here to have a good time, and this f*cking drama Palin show shows up, and now we got a sh*t show,” Klingenmeyer continued. “Let’s get the paperwork rollin’,” he insisted.
He told officers that he was having a birthday party for Matthew and Marc McKenna, and his son. “So Todd Palin decides he’s gonna come. Great,” he said. Klingenmeyer explained that everyone was having fun, then he was informed there was a fight down the street. “I know it’s Bristol, and then whoever the one that was flipping me off right there I don’t know if it’s Willow or whatever — I don’t keep up with the TV bullsh*t. So, they come up, and they’re like, ‘I’m gonna beat that b*tch’s ass’ — so I’m like ‘whoa.'”
Klingenmeyer said he explained that fighting was not permitted, and Bristol responded, “Who the f*ck are you?”
“I said ‘I’m the guy that owns this house and there’s no fighting going on here. You need to leave.’ She goes, ‘You don’t own this f*cking place. I’ll kick your ass.’ I said ‘Hey, you need to leave right now’ and she hauls off and she hits me (smack) right here in the face.” He explained that she continued to hit him “five to fix times” in the face. Eventually, Klingenmeyer said, he grabbed her fist, pushed back and “she falls down.”
Bristol Palin stood up, according to Klingenmeyer, and hit him again. He says he grabbed her fist and pushed back, again, causing her to fall to the ground “drunker than sh*t.”
Eventually, “her brother and some other guys” ran up the driveway, according to Klingenmeyer, screaming “You don’t f*ck with my sister.” He said that “there was a melee” while Bristol continued her attempted assault, and “that didn’t go so well for them.”
Ultimately, police decided no charges would be filed.