Wednesday night on The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart savagely ripped Tea Party darling Ted Cruz who is considering a run for the Presidency even though he is said to be the “most hated” man in the Senate. Stewart quipped, “Why limit yourself to being hated by your colleagues when you could be hated by the whole country?”
Ted Cruz is the Joseph McCarthy of our day, conducting shameless communist witch-hunts. Cruz even claimed there are communists everywhere, including Harvard law school where he said there were ‘a dozen’ communists on the faculty when he studied there. Some of Cruz’ other low points include claiming that President Obama exploited dead Sandy Hook children “within minutes” of the tragedy, and that ordinary citizens should have access to military combat weapons.
Cruz has made a name for himself among psychotic Tea Partiers, questioning the patriotism of anyone he opposes, but people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Jon Stewart took a swipe at Cruz’s “patriotism” saying that it is as “American as apple pie that the government has laced with fluoride to dull you into handing over your guns.”
After years of questioning President Obama’s birthplace, the racist hate-mongers in the Tea Party might be a little stunned to find out that there is a slight problem with a Ted Cruz Presidential bid:
HE WAS BORN IN CANADA.
We wonder how fast the “Constitution-loving” Tea Party would try to amend the Constitution to erase this problem for Cruz.
Stewart stomped Cruz calling him “nothing but a dirty syrup-guzzler,” and recommended someone to handle this issue straight away: Donald “F**kfce von Clownstick” Trump.
Here’s the hilarious video from Comedy Central: