House Speaker John Boehner or a staffer must have been drunk when he fired off a tweet about the GOP’s jobs plan. The tweet, which was refreshingly honest, linked to his now-removed “5 Points for Resetting America’s Economic Foundation.”
Boehner left the five points entirely blank, which is an accurate representation of Speaker Boehner’s ideas and agenda: The man has nothing.
Twitter did what it does best: filled in the blanks for him!
To be fair, Boehner’s deleted “5 Points” did include actual content, but still an empty agenda. The vague, five general ideas are:
· Address the debt.
· Reform the tax code.
· Fix the legal system.
· Rein in excessive regulations.
· Strengthen education.
The Speaker even gave a curiously drunken-sounding rant to elucidate his point.
Thanks for the laughs, Captain Cheeto!