Many times, we hear or see something a TEAvangelical nutcase says regarding Jesus, and we wonder what the Big Guy would actually say on the issue.
Today, we have our answer. Mike Huckabee has said a lot of f*cking stupid things — like that abortion will lead to euthanizing senior citizens, or that climate change isn’t an issue because God is up in the sky doing…something, or that Christians should “vote the Bible” to save America.
Huckabee managed to outdo himself when sharing his opinion on the Supreme Court’s decision not to entertain five states’ challenges to legal same-sex marriage: “My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: “Jesus wept.”
In the entirety of the Bible, Jesus does not mention same-sex marriage once — but he does remind people to love and accept one another, a message Huckabee clearly has not grasped in all his time thumping the Bible.
In this case, Jesus took the time to respond to Huckabee’s bigoted tweet: “Those were tears of joy you f*ckin’ nitwit.”
While we will likely never see right-wing “Christians” grasp the concept of Christianity, we will continue to hold out hope that one day — perhaps far in the future — one of them will actually open a f*cking Bible and read what Jesus actually said (or didn’t say) on a number of issues.