Congratulations Senator James Inhofe (R-Okla.)! You’ve won the internet today for the most revolting fundraiser imaginable.
Oklahoma hand fishers are constantly competing with Texas to send the dumbest legislators imaginable to represent them in the federal government, but they just can’t quite catch the epic stupidity of Louie Gohmert or that Canadian dullard Ted Cruz.
In a morose move to bring the rascal riding brigade out to get their 2nd amendment on, teabilly stump Inhofe bought 1000 domesticated pigeons to host the Oklahoma version of Monty Python’s Twit of the Year contest to raise funds against whatever snowball’s chance in hell candidate that’s running in the reddest state there is.
Sadly none of the psychopathic stumps managed to win a Darwin award. What follows is completely disgusting. These animals were killed for the amusement of Inhofe’s cretin supporters.
Perhaps Inhofe’s fellow teapublican from Texas, Greg Abbott, will drown some kittens to out scumbag you teabilly hand-fishing stumps before the election!