Dale Peterson is a sicko Texas TEApublican who is famous for his incredibly stupid 2010 campaign ad for Alabama Agriculture Commissioner which went viral because of Dale’s exaggerated Southern accent, and his brandishing of a gun because, “We’re Republicans…” Don talked about taking on “thugs and criminals” because this tough guy has been, “a farmer, a businessman, a cop, a Marine during Vietnam (so listen up!)” in his ad, which is ironic since he’s just been arrested for shoplifting–for the second time!
What did this nutcase steal? Why, nuts of course! The last time Peterson was caught shoplifting he stole paper towels and beer. We only have one question: “Whaaay?” (watch the video)
Cenk Uygur explains in this video that seems too good to be true!