Have you ever actually listened to Sarah Palin talk? Like really listened, when she wasn’t giving one of her “You bet’cha!” stump speeches? Since Sarah discovered YouTube, plenty of us have had the chance, and the world is significantly dumber and more terrified for it.
In this video, Sarah discusses immigration with her slack-jawed and nodding audience. Using the folksiest of folksy-isms, Sarah alternates back and forth between praising legal immigrants as “valued members of the community,”(because we all know how fondly the GOP regards them) and decrying everyone who doesn’t have an American flag tattoo’d on his forehead as a plague-carrying member of ISIS climbing over the border to steal out jobs in this “struggling economy.”
Yes, with the bare-faced audacity of someone who has never heard the word “irony,” Sarah dresses down president Obama for allowing immigrants to “literally flood” into the country, taking up all the jobs we don’t have anymore. Which is even worse considering our “stagnant wages.” Funny though; Sarah never gets around to mentioning who destroyed our jobs in the first place, or who’s been blocking every immigration reform that goes through Congress. She doesn’t seem to have much to say on that. Nor does she have much to say on who’s keeping those wages “stagnant,” having blocked every single attempt to raise the minimum wage.
Yes, the situation is SO bad that millions and millions have simply “given up looking for work.” And it’s true. Millions and millions of Baby Boomers have in the past few years found it so hard to get a job at over 65 years old, that they’ve simply given up trying and gone into retirement.
And, Mister PRESIDENT, we’re also apparently allowing huge numbers of immigrants from terror exporting countries to literally flood over our southern border. Countries like Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, which everyone knows are in Mexico.
And you know they’re coming here for the welfare. Because that’s the first thing terrorists do after they infect us with ebola — sign up for food stamps. Good thing the GOP is here, to cut all those nasty food stamps, deny medical coverage and make examples of those socialist looters, the Veterans of Foreign Wars!
But she does have quite a bit to say on Barry Soetoro literally face-raping America…with immigration reform. Yes, the allusion is rich with this one. Here’s a fun drinking game: take a shot every time Sarah makes an off-hand reference to Obama and sexual violation:
“…the President is going to wait till after the mid-term elections to RAM DOWN AMERICA’S THROAT his comprehensive immigration reform…”
“He’s going to do this to us whether Congress acts or not…”
“…You are going to do this to America against the will of the people.”
So, says Sarah Palin…YES, Conservative America! Live ye in terror! But, totally…don’t ask about any of that other stuff, about jobs and the economy and whatnot. And try to ignore the fact Republicans cut food stamps, are trying to eliminate the minimum wage, and denied you health coverage. Let’s just focus on what’s important here:
Barack Obama is infecting you with terrorist Mexican EBOLA!