Tamah Jada Clark, a self-described “Floridian-American,” sovereign citizen, and unhinged lunatic, issued a nine-page tirade against a judge who dismissed her lawsuit filed on behalf of her husband and son.
This is one of those “Only in Florida” stories.
Clark alleged that her civil rights were violated during an arrest nearly five years ago. What was she arrested for? She was arrested in an armed plot to break her baby’s father out of prison.
Camilla, Georgia, police arrested Clark in September of 2010 after they pulled her over and turned up an AK-47 and a .45 caliber pistol, both of which were “cocked and fully loaded.” Investigators determined from recorded phone calls that she was planning to break her son’s father, Jason Clark, out of jail.
Clark claims that she was unlawfully arrested because she legally owned the weapons and wasn’t in the same city as the jail where here baby’s dad was being held. She was stopped in a nearby town.
She also disputes the judge’s claim that she notified the court she wasn’t a citizen of any nation — despite her own court filings that undermine her. Writing in a “legal notice to U.S. Officials,” she said:
My name is Tamah Jada Clark; nice to meet you. I do not have any form of contractual or other legal impairments preventing me from teh free exercise of my unalienable human rights [sic]. I was born in Pensacola, Florida and have a legal right to be in the USA, though I am not a citizen or national of the United State
Whereupon she directs the judge to one of the 25 pages that she submitted with her filing, called “Why Most Americans Do Not Inherently Owe Federal Income Taxes.”
You can imagine how well that went.
Her April 20 filing is simply titled “F*ck this court and everything it stands for.”
And it is comedy gold.
Clark told U.S. District Court Judge Willis B. Hunt that she was “justice,” and that he was an “unscrupulous loser,” like the CIA and FBI. Who, apparently, have been trying to recruit her since grade school:
Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice – I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don’t you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they’re unscrupulous losers like you, so it won’t be happening
According to Clark, the court favored the authorities she sued and the ignored the more than 100 pages of “proper rebuttals” she’d filed, because apparently the court is foolishly unaware of legal genius when they see it. However, she claimed that she was flattered nonetheless.
In the filing, she wrote, “I am well aware that the court has not spoken to me because it cannot defeat my legal arguments – so it runs and cowers like a panic-stricken hoe that has stolen money from her back-handing pimp. Just for the record: you are a hoe. This court is a hoe. And I will backhand you both, should you continue to waste my time.”
She brings the filing to a close by noting the judge is old, and on death’s door, which is a “good” thing because he’s a ““treacherous, lying, spineless, bastard son-of-a-b*tch” and will spend the rest of eternity in Hell.
She told the Judge that “I couldn’t give two f*cks about you or what you have to say. F*ck you, old man. You’re a joke. Your court’s a joke. You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. Lol.”
Nothing says legal scholar quite like the antiquated Latin initialism, “LOL.”
[h/t and cover picture RS]